Ridiculous

I have no clue why this is being spread around, and why people are believing it, but a woman has contacted me saying she is pregnant with my child. Never mind I've not slept with any women, this is ludicrous. She's gone so far to contact dispatch to try to get a hold of me. Luckily for me, the young lady in dispatch hung up on her, laughing.

Now that I think about it, I ought to be offended by that, but I'm too relieved that she didn't believe this woman. Why is it that the minute you gain some success, crazy things have to happen?