Ridiculous

[kobanemperor]

I have no clue why this is being spread around, and why people are believing it, but a woman has contacted me saying she is pregnant with my child. Never mind I've not slept with any women, this is ludicrous. She's gone so far to contact dispatch to try to get a hold of me. Luckily for me, the young lady in dispatch hung up on her, laughing.

Now that I think about it, I ought to be offended by that, but I'm too relieved that she didn't believe this woman. Why is it that the minute you gain some success, crazy things have to happen?

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[captain-kite.livejournal.com]

It's it's Hanako, well, let's just say that she's a fan of ours.

But if you'd like, I can make some inquiries. Harassing an officer of the law is against the law.

[kobanemperor.livejournal.com]

I'm already making inquiries, but thank you for the offer.

And a fan of our's? What does that mean?

[captain-kite.livejournal.com]

Of course you are because you're proactive like that.

I think she might suspect that our relationship isn't us trying to kill each other

[kobanemperor.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am.

I...see....

[captain-kite.livejournal.com]

And that's what I like about you.

I suppose we need to be even more discrete.

[tennis-no-ko.livejournal.com]

To be honest, if I'd heard that rumour, I would have laughed as well.

[kobanemperor.livejournal.com]

Somehow, now I know I should be offended.

[tennis-no-ko.livejournal.com]

Whatever do you mean?

[kobanemperor.livejournal.com]

Are you saying I could never get a woman pregnant?

[tennis-no-ko.livejournal.com]

I'm just having trouble imagining you having enough interest in a woman for that to ever happen, that's all. I have no doubts about Sanada virility after seeing your family tree.

[kobanemperor.livejournal.com]

There have been one or two. I know what you mean...

[tennis-no-ko.livejournal.com]

Even with Chitose-chan, you were stunningly chivalrous and still not someone I can ever see getting a poor girl pregnant without marriage involved somewhere.

[kobanemperor.livejournal.com]

Ah, that IS true.

[tennis-no-ko.livejournal.com]

I usually am right, you should know that by now. I feel like I should be the one offended now.

[mount-tezuka.livejournal.com]

You have far too much honor for that to be believable, Sanada. I am certain that your subordinates know this as well as your friends.

[atoberex.livejournal.com]

Ridiculous is an excellent word for it.